Saturday, August 1, 2009

Puzzled Blonde


I know it's been far too long since I posted a new Politically Incorrect joke, so let's remedy that today. Thanks goes to Kimmi, author of The Unbreakable Child (aka Writer in Waiting) for reminding me via Twitter that I've neglected this group. And we all know Gumbo Writer is an equal opportunity insulter!

As good luck would have it, a dear friend in God Bless Texas sent a great joke just the other day. May it kick your weekend off the right way -- with a laugh~~~




A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

*crickets chirp*

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he lets out a deep sigh, .....................


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."




Jigsaw photo by: donut

Corn Flakes photo by main.gov

27 comments:

Vodka Mom said...

that made me laugh out loud.

Karen said...

Too funny, but hey, I'm a dulled down blonde, so I don't know if I should be offended or laugh! Seriously, why can't we all laugh at ourselves?

Thanks for the smile today.

Ps-Did you ever live in Alexandria or Pineville, LA?

Have a great day!

Angie Ledbetter said...

VM - Then I consider my day a success! :)

Karen - Attagirl! I think we lost the ability to laugh at ourselves about 30 years ago. You have a great day yaself!

I'm born and raised in the Big B.R., but I have an ex-BIL from that area.

Jessica Nelson said...

Hahaa! That just made me laugh like a hyena!

Mandy said...

Hahaha, good one! Last time I dyed my hair, I went even darker hoping the even further brunette roots would make me smarter. Here's hoping....

Have a great weekend! Eat a praline for me please! :-)

Stephanie Faris said...

Hey!

Oh wait, I'm not really blond!!!

I stand by what Dolly Parton once said: No, the comments about dumb blondes don't bother me. Because I know I'm not dumb and I know I'm not blonde.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Love me them dumb blonde jokes! Thanks for putting a smile on my face first thing on a Saturday morning, and thanks to Kimmi for reminding you of this brilliant talent.;-)

Liz Mays said...

That was such a funny one, thanks for sharing that and starting my day with a laugh.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Yay Jessica!

Mandy - I'll try to comply on that praline request. LOL

Stephanie - Love the Parton quote. :)

Schube! Where ya been? Glad ya liked.

bluev - My supreme pleasure. *snort*

Carrie Wilson Link said...

Okay, you got me, even though I refuse to (ordinarily) laugh at blonde jokes, on principle.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Carrie girl, ya can't fool me. I heard ya laugh all the way down here! :)

Jennifer said...

Bwahahahahaha! Made my day. I love jokes! :D

Donna Gotlib said...

I heard it was a Tiger and the flakes were frosted. :-)

Barry said...

You'er lucky you ducked.

That was hilarious. Almost painful. lol

Marguerite said...

Hilarious, Angie! Glad I don't have to worry about the woes of blondes. :)

Angie Ledbetter said...

Jenna - glad you likey.

LOL Donna.

Thanks Barry. :)

Marguerite - Me too, sha.

The Unbreakable Child said...

I'm so sooo gonna call the 'Curl Up N' Dye 'Em Blonde Assoc." folks on you. Hmmph! ;)

Unknown said...

Oh no ... I truly didn't see that one coming. lol Just too funny! Don't think I'll ever look at a box of corn flakes in exactly the same way!

Thanks for the grins and giggles!

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Anonymous said...

Glad my wife has dark hair. See ya soon.
Oren

Janna Leadbetter said...

*snort!* Ohhhh, I needed that. Really good, Angie, thanks!

Debbie said...

Oh Angie! I just got home from vacation and what a great chuckle to have waiting for me. Now, if only my kids knew what that box looked like so I could share this joke with them.

Elizabeth Bradley said...

Glad I'm not blonde. I'm laffin and laffin at that one.

♥ Braja said...

I don't get it.

HA!! just kiddin'....

Linda Hoye said...

Love it! And I'm even blonde!

Kathryn Magendie said...

*snort!!!*

Unknown said...

Ha! Really funny. I'll have to send this to my friend Dee, see if she's heard it before. Back in the day, she used to love a good blonde joke (being blonde herself).

-TimK

JKS said...

Haven't heard this one before, but it's destined to be a classic! Will be coming to BR next week... we must get together with M!

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