I know it's been far too long since I posted a new Politically Incorrect joke, so let's remedy that today. Thanks goes to Kimmi, author of The Unbreakable Child (aka Writer in Waiting) for reminding me via Twitter that I've neglected this group. And we all know Gumbo Writer is an equal opportunity insulter!
As good luck would have it, a dear friend in God Bless Texas sent a great joke just the other day. May it kick your weekend off the right way -- with a laugh~~~
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
*crickets chirp*
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he lets out a deep sigh, .....................
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Jigsaw photo by: donut
Corn Flakes photo by main.gov
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27 comments:
that made me laugh out loud.
Too funny, but hey, I'm a dulled down blonde, so I don't know if I should be offended or laugh! Seriously, why can't we all laugh at ourselves?
Thanks for the smile today.
Ps-Did you ever live in Alexandria or Pineville, LA?
Have a great day!
VM - Then I consider my day a success! :)
Karen - Attagirl! I think we lost the ability to laugh at ourselves about 30 years ago. You have a great day yaself!
I'm born and raised in the Big B.R., but I have an ex-BIL from that area.
Hahaa! That just made me laugh like a hyena!
Hahaha, good one! Last time I dyed my hair, I went even darker hoping the even further brunette roots would make me smarter. Here's hoping....
Have a great weekend! Eat a praline for me please! :-)
Hey!
Oh wait, I'm not really blond!!!
I stand by what Dolly Parton once said: No, the comments about dumb blondes don't bother me. Because I know I'm not dumb and I know I'm not blonde.
Love me them dumb blonde jokes! Thanks for putting a smile on my face first thing on a Saturday morning, and thanks to Kimmi for reminding you of this brilliant talent.;-)
That was such a funny one, thanks for sharing that and starting my day with a laugh.
Yay Jessica!
Mandy - I'll try to comply on that praline request. LOL
Stephanie - Love the Parton quote. :)
Schube! Where ya been? Glad ya liked.
bluev - My supreme pleasure. *snort*
Okay, you got me, even though I refuse to (ordinarily) laugh at blonde jokes, on principle.
Carrie girl, ya can't fool me. I heard ya laugh all the way down here! :)
Bwahahahahaha! Made my day. I love jokes! :D
I heard it was a Tiger and the flakes were frosted. :-)
You'er lucky you ducked.
That was hilarious. Almost painful. lol
Hilarious, Angie! Glad I don't have to worry about the woes of blondes. :)
Jenna - glad you likey.
LOL Donna.
Thanks Barry. :)
Marguerite - Me too, sha.
I'm so sooo gonna call the 'Curl Up N' Dye 'Em Blonde Assoc." folks on you. Hmmph! ;)
Oh no ... I truly didn't see that one coming. lol Just too funny! Don't think I'll ever look at a box of corn flakes in exactly the same way!
Thanks for the grins and giggles!
Small Footprints
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Glad my wife has dark hair. See ya soon.
Oren
*snort!* Ohhhh, I needed that. Really good, Angie, thanks!
Oh Angie! I just got home from vacation and what a great chuckle to have waiting for me. Now, if only my kids knew what that box looked like so I could share this joke with them.
Glad I'm not blonde. I'm laffin and laffin at that one.
I don't get it.
HA!! just kiddin'....
Love it! And I'm even blonde!
*snort!!!*
Ha! Really funny. I'll have to send this to my friend Dee, see if she's heard it before. Back in the day, she used to love a good blonde joke (being blonde herself).
-TimK
Haven't heard this one before, but it's destined to be a classic! Will be coming to BR next week... we must get together with M!
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