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Friday, August 14, 2009

Five Blondes & A Cowboy




For your TGIF viewing pleasure~~~

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Naw...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Ayiiiiieeeeee! (Cajun cowboy yell.)

29 comments:

Glynis said...

LOL!

kimmi said...

Bwhahahhaha! : D

CKHB said...

I'm a lawyer-joke fan, myself.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off her head.

(Bah-dum-BUM!)

Jody Hedlund said...

You are too funny! Love ya!

Mandy said...

Good one! Happy Friday!

I'm trying to teach my daughter how to do that yell - Ayiiiiieeeeee! She's almost mastered it. :-)

Analisa said...

Whoooo lol that was a classic!

Donna M. Kohlstrom said...

I'm screaming with laughter! Good one! Can't wait to tell it to everyone!

Kora Bruce said...

HAHA! I adore blonde jokes.

& I've always wondered how to describe in writing what you have termed the "Cajun Cowboy Yell" - Thanks for putting a name to it!

ps. - popcorn recipe coming tonight or tomorrrrow

DebraLSchubert said...

This is my favorite one so far. SCORE!

Angie Ledbetter said...

Glynis & Kimmi --- :)

LOL CHKB. I'm fond of lawyer jokes myself. Might have to dig up some soon.

Ditto Jody.

Mandy - TGIF to you too. (And record that little Cajun bebe when she gets the yell down pat. Excellent for parental revenge later.) :)

I think so too Analisa!

Donna - spread the love! :)

Kora - Me too, you're welcome, and can't wait to read that recipe!

Thanks Schube! *smile*

Jeanette Levellie said...

Love this one! And my boss was just asking us a few days ago if we knew any good jokes-- I will have to tell him this on Monday. He'll love it too, since he's blond himself!
Happy Weekend,
jen

BJW said...

And she scores!

Good one.

Jill Kemerer said...

Oh! That's hilarious!! I love it!

Marguerite said...

So funny how he totally missed the point! Men can be so dense sometimes. :) T.F.I.F., sha!

Angie Ledbetter said...

Jen, hope the boss enjoys it!

LOL BJW. Thanks.

Jill - yay. :)

TGIF to you too sha. I guess you'll be eatin' shrimp and out dancin' again this weekend!

Deb Shucka said...

Just when I think there aren't any new ones . . . . You made me laugh out loud. :-)

Angie Ledbetter said...

*clap clap* I'm glad Deb. :)

Elizabeth Bradley said...

I shared this one with The Husband, he laffed and laffed. (I'm not blonde, so he was safe.)

Stephanie Faris said...

That's CUTE! I'll share it with my boyfriend.

Robin @ Be Still and Know said...

Very funny!

Thanks for the afternoon giggle!
R

Angie Ledbetter said...

Stephanie - Hope he's not blonde! :)

Glad you got a TGIF smile Robin.

Jessica said...

ROFL! I was wondering, well, what's the punch line then? Totally took me by surprise. I loved it. :-)

Karen said...

Thanks for the Friday Funny. I really needed it today.

Amie said...

I love a good blonde joke . . . but I love a bad blonde joke even more!

Janna Qualman said...

*snort* Good 'un!

T. Anne said...

LOL! I'm a quasi blonde who luvs blonde jokes! That was cute.

Debbie said...

You know I always love these!

Debbie said...

Just read it to my 15 yo who also loved it and said he'd be telling that one at school.

Diane said...

Funny! Being Polish, I apprecaite a good blond joke.

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