Thanks to all of you contestants who entered the Writerly Wednesday Flower Power contest! I'll be choosing winners over the weekend!!
Now, on with our TGIF fun. I've been pickin' on my own Ragin' Cajun folks lately, so it's time to find a new group of victims. Hmmmm...how's about a little stroll through Blondedom? hehe
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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has
been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!," and goes downstairs.
After a long while, she finally comes back up to bed. Her husband says "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"
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Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn and Judy were doing some work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into hr nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end so I throw them away."
Judy got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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A blonde was driving home after a football game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little Harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first!"
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23 comments:
Thanks for the laughs this early morning!
Grateful that I'm not a blonde! Though I have had many dumb moments. :D
Oh, gawd! These are hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle. I particularly liked the dog one.
Thank goodness I'm a brunette! :O)
Hope you have a great weekend!!!
Love these! I wonder if there are Cajun blondes. . . .
Marisa - You'd never be dumb...no matter what color your hair is!
Glad to be of service, Ms. Liz! TGIF. :)
Diane - Same to ya.
Now...Deb Shucka...you KNOW there's no such thing. LOL
So glad my white hair is dyed brown! Thanks for the laugh.
Oh, my LOL.... The last one's a hoot!
Hilarious! I'd be insulted...but I'm not a real blond!
Liza - *smile* I'm letting my brown hair be all white now!
Glad ya enjoyed, Karen. :D
Stephanie - You're the epitome of smartness!
I married a blonde which is why I now have a head full of gray hair.
LOL! Shared your jokes with my hub. He's playing poker tonight. Your jokes will travel! Have a great weekend!
I'm just here to give you a hug.
xoooooooooooooo
Ya know what is black and blue and laying in the ditch.....?
Love em... thanks.
The brunette that told blonde jokes...
yuckle yuckle
My favorite was the dog barking one. Probably because my neighbor dogs are killing me and I'd love to see how my neighbor's "like it." ;)
E 'vero! Mi piace questa idea, sono pienamente d'accordo con te.
E 'vero! Credo che questo sia un concetto molto diverso. Pienamente d'accordo con lei.
Hilarious! Loved the last one! But seriously, you're much too young to go white, sha! lol
Those are great!
I'm blonde & laughing! :)
You talkn to me, Ang?! Lol. Happy weekend. xx
Oh, poo poo...not all blondes are idiots. :-)
I love a good joke, no matter who it's on. Thanks for the laughs, Angie.
*puts a hat on and slowly walks away
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