Politically Incorrect - Blonde Emergency

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Seems as how those crazy Cajuns Boudreaux and Thibodaux had a bit too good a time last night at the LSU vs. Georgia game, shouting them on to a last minute victory. Da boys is a bit too under da weather today to spread some Boo & Thib humor.

Not to worry; there are always politically incorrect jokes in abundance! Here's one featuring a woman of the blonde persuasion. Enjoy.

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A blonde has a flat tire on the interstate, so she eases her car over to the road's shoulder, then carefully gets out of her car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're wearing trenchcoats and are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To the blonde's surprise, cars start slowing down to look at the life-like men which she thinks make it safer for her to work on the side of the road. Naturally, traffic starts to back up. Everyone is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It's not long before a state trooper pulls up behind her, gets out of his cruiser, and walks toward her. The blonde can tell he's not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?" he barks.

The blonde says calmly, "My car has a flat tire." 

"'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

The blonde can't believe he doesn't know. She tells him, "Helloooooo, those are my..............

Emergency Flashers!"