To go with your Sunday funny papers~~~
Boo's Obit
Boudreaux's wife, she go down to da local newspaper and she say she want to put an ad in dat Obituary Column dat Boudreaux done died.
Da newspaper man, he tole her it would be $1.00 per word.
She say, "Here $2.00. You put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DEAD."
Dat newspaper man say, "Surely you want more dan dat."
Boudreaux's widow say, "Mais, no! Just say Boudreaux dead."
He say, "Well, you juss upset, Miz Boudreaux. Brought youself back here on tomorrow and you prolly tink of sometin' else."
Da widow shows up da next day and say, "Yeah, you wuz right. I tought of sometin' else, here $5.00. Now you write BOUDREAUX DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
13 comments:
I have to know: Is this how you talk? LOL
Jessica, some of us do.
What is next, selling the cast iron pots or guns. I will take both.
See ya,
Oren
Almost a touch of graveyard humour about this one...
Haha! Too funny.
I could use a good boat.
Love it
You have a great sense of humor, Angie! If I need a boost, I know where to come and get it!
Jessica, I can when I need to. But my husband comes from Cajun land, so he's really good at it.
The good widow is probably gonna put those items in her garage sale, Oren.
LOL, Jinksy.
Hey, Melissa & Travis. (Travis...good luck settling into the new house!)
Thanks, Nannette & Jody.
Oh my goodness, you're killin' me! I love these jokes. My grandaddy talked just like that! lol
Oh that was just what I needed! too funny!
Ya gotta love a practical woman! So funny.
I like these almost as much as your blonde jokes! Thanks for the chuckle.
That gave me a good chuckle!
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