Sunday, February 22, 2009

Blonde Jokes Part II

Again, with apologies to my light headed friends. *grin*

But before we get to the jokes, don't forget to register for Barbara (who is neither dumb or blonde) at Serenity Gate's poetry book giveaway contest!

Sweet Blondes:

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard too peel.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find the M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreader.

Domestic Blondes:

Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: Why don't blondes eat jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound and she weighed 125 lbs.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Romantic Blondes:

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill."

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

And finally, Spirited Blondes:

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N....ah, oh well..I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea, yea, yea..."


Amy said...

I'm blonde (now with the aid of chemicals!) and love the jokes. They remind me of a song by the comedienne Julie Brown from the movie Earth Girls are Easy. Go check it out on You Tube. It's funny.

Helen Ginger said...

How did blonde become associated with dumb? And redheads are fiery (okay, that one I see the connection). And brunettes are smart? And what about blackheads. Ooh, wait, we don't want to go there.

The good news, I think, for women today is that we can be any of those on any given day.

P.S. The jokes were funny. Most of them were new to me!

Barbara said...

Angie, thanks for the "shout out" about my BOOK GIVEAWAY. There's only a few days left and I'm excited about seeing who wins.

Anonymous said...

I think gray must be the new blonde. Ugh. Except blondes get lots of attention and grays tend to be ignored. What's up with THAT? Granted, when I was an assisted blonde (God bless bleach) with boobs (those are real)the boobs sat a little higher, which could account for part of the attention...{sigh}

Angie Ledbetter said...

Amy, blonde from the bottle is called artificial intelligence. :)

You're right, Helen. We can be/do it all!

Barbara, you're welcome. Happy Sunday.

Dontcha just hate the hands of time, Miz Angie??

jinksy said...

Have you been assailed by a flying bottle of bleach yet, from a disgruntled blonde?!

Deb Shucka said...

Guilty laughter here! The A.I. in the comments is my favorite. I wore a blond wig to school once and scared my kids so bad they begged me to take it off. So the "having more fun" thing clearly isn't for me.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Jinksy, I have indeed, but fear not. It was empty and missed its mark. *snort* :)

Oh, Deb, they eventually get used to the wild me...then they'll wish for the days when it was just a wig!!!

Anonymous said...

These are good ones. I haven't heard any blond jokes in years!

JOY said...

Way back when - a guy who was like an older brother used to call me blonde bombshell which used to make me blush. My other nickname was KJ Klutz! Enjoyed these jokes - made me laugh!

kimmi said...

hahhahhahah, ok, Angie, I need to dig up some jokes. A lovely Sunday to you, my friend!

Jessica said...

I LOVE blongde jokes. Heheee. Nice Angie.

Jessica said...

Wow, so my spelling stinks. Ahem. BLONDE.

Angie Ledbetter said...

BlueV & Joy, they're fun, huh?

kimmi, hope yours was relaxing, and same for this week!

LOL, Jessica, and your def NOT blonde. :)

Janna Qualman said...

ROFL! Those are so great.

Glad I'm not blonde. ;)

Debbie said...

You are such a great person! I love these.

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