Okay, I've confessed my love of wacky costumes, and you can plainly tell I have an abiding love of the slightly-off-kilter if you've read some of my Ledbetter Lunacy episodes or Politically Incorrect Kartoons...so it shouldn't surprise you one bit that I really like doing crazy things when the opportunity presents itself.
In case you ever get a similar itch that needs scratchin', here are a few ideas:
On your lunch break, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on (the bigger, the better) and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
At work, if possible, or when shopping at a large store, have yourself paged over the intercom or P.A. system.
Every time someone asks you to do something, say, "One, two, buckle my shoe," or "Will that be dine in or carry out?"
Put Decaf in the coffee maker for a couple of weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine withdrawal and headaches, switch over to Espresso.
I'd love to hear some of your sanity saver tips!