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Friday, March 25, 2011

Friday Funnies ~~ Cajun Diet

Hey and happy TGIF. I've got a family "girl" gathering, plans to do spring planting in the yard, and maybe a nap or two. :) Hope your weekend is full of grins and good things! To get things kicked off, here's a little dose of that crazy Cajun, Boudreaux.....


Boudreaux was looking in the mirror one morning and noticed he was overweight. He went to his doctor and asked to be put on a diet. 

The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds." 

Boo had a hard time giving up his boiled crawfish and beer, but he was determined. When he returned to the doctor's office, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! He shakes Boudreaux's hand and says, "Why, this is amazing! Did you follow my instructions?"

Boudreaux nods and says, "Mais, I'll tell ya, I tought (thought) I was gonna die, yeah!" When the doc asks him to explain, Boo continues, "By dat terd (third) day, Doc, I tought I might juss (just) drop dead."

"From the hunger, you mean?" 


"Hell no. It was from all dat damn skippin'!"





13 comments:

Rick Arnett said...

Duck season come 'round and Boudreaux, he decide it's time to show T-boy how to hunt. Night befo' the hunt, Boudreaux patiently 'splain all about his Remington all-omatic shotgun, safety, wearin' the can't-find-me-flauge clothes and so on... Come dawn, Boudreaux, he brought hisself and T-boy out to the duck blind by the lake and tole him "Today you jus' watch an' see how your Papa is the bes' duck hunter in the Parish." After a while, a flight of ducks circle overhead, then come in to land on the lake. Boudreaux, he stood hisself up quick, point his gun and BOOM BOOM BOOM! Then he turn to T-boy and say, "Son, what you jus' witness is a miracle!" "A miracle?," say T-boy in a quizzicle tone. "Das right, a MIRACLE!," says Boudreaux. "There's THREE DEAD DUCKS flyin' off to the South!"

Kathryn Magendie said...

om me gawd *laughing!*

Angie Ledbetter said...

LOL Rick, thanks! :D

Wavin' at ya Kat. Don't this make you miss us all down here in da swamps? hehe

Amie B said...

ROFLOL!!!! that's a riot!

my question though....how did you get a picture of me??

Diane said...

You did it again! made me laugh out loud. Thanks girl!!! :O)

Steph Jordan said...

LOL LOL that's funny and just what the doctor ordered! LOL I think I just lost a few pounds from laughing so hard!

Marguerite said...

Good one, sha! LOL So funny! Have a fun weekend!

Karen said...

LOL...LOL... I love this!

Deb Shucka said...

Those Cajuns never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for starting my weekend on a happy note.

Kathryn Magendie said...

miss you! and food! and sunroom in cottage!

Debbie said...

Ha! That's a great one.

Melissa Marsh said...

LOL! LOVE it!!! Hope you had a great weekend. :-)

Midlife Jobhunter said...

These remind me of Ole and Lena jokes.

Hope all is well, Angie.

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