The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
Boo had a hard time giving up his boiled crawfish and beer, but he was determined. When he returned to the doctor's office, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! He shakes Boudreaux's hand and says, "Why, this is amazing! Did you follow my instructions?"
Boudreaux nods and says, "Mais, I'll tell ya, I tought (thought) I was gonna die, yeah!" When the doc asks him to explain, Boo continues, "By dat terd (third) day, Doc, I tought I might juss (just) drop dead."
"From the hunger, you mean?"
"Hell no. It was from all dat damn skippin'!"
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Duck season come 'round and Boudreaux, he decide it's time to show T-boy how to hunt. Night befo' the hunt, Boudreaux patiently 'splain all about his Remington all-omatic shotgun, safety, wearin' the can't-find-me-flauge clothes and so on... Come dawn, Boudreaux, he brought hisself and T-boy out to the duck blind by the lake and tole him "Today you jus' watch an' see how your Papa is the bes' duck hunter in the Parish." After a while, a flight of ducks circle overhead, then come in to land on the lake. Boudreaux, he stood hisself up quick, point his gun and BOOM BOOM BOOM! Then he turn to T-boy and say, "Son, what you jus' witness is a miracle!" "A miracle?," say T-boy in a quizzicle tone. "Das right, a MIRACLE!," says Boudreaux. "There's THREE DEAD DUCKS flyin' off to the South!"
om me gawd *laughing!*
LOL Rick, thanks! :D
Wavin' at ya Kat. Don't this make you miss us all down here in da swamps? hehe
ROFLOL!!!! that's a riot!
my question though....how did you get a picture of me??
You did it again! made me laugh out loud. Thanks girl!!! :O)
LOL LOL that's funny and just what the doctor ordered! LOL I think I just lost a few pounds from laughing so hard!
Good one, sha! LOL So funny! Have a fun weekend!
LOL...LOL... I love this!
Those Cajuns never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for starting my weekend on a happy note.
miss you! and food! and sunroom in cottage!
Ha! That's a great one.
LOL! LOVE it!!! Hope you had a great weekend. :-)
These remind me of Ole and Lena jokes.
Hope all is well, Angie.
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