Today we have a joke that fits in two of my favorite humor categories -- Politically Incorrect and Cajun, so in a manner of speakin', y'all are getting a two-fer since it's a holiday weekend. Enjoy!
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Way down in Lafourche (La-foosh) parish, ol' Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping with the cleanup. Dat (that) man's some glad, since he done loss (lost) his revenues from fishin', crawfishin', shrimpin' and such from when dat (that) spill happened.
Boo reports for work and is told to speak to a supervisor about his assignment. Dat Cajun, him wander 'round a while, tinkin' (thinking) 'bout his bon ami (good friend) Thibodaux (Tib-uh-doe), and wishing he could get Thib some work too. Dat way, dey'd (they'd) have money to play some cards and drink a few beers on da (the) weekend, while dey watched dem (them) Saints and LSU Tigers play football, yeah.
Finally, Boudreaux finds the man and asks, "What it is I supposed to do?"
The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the pelicans. And off Boo goes to do just that.
Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says, "Okay. Dem birds, dey all clean! You want me to cook some rice to go wit (with) dat?