Gabriel comes to the Lord and says, "I have to talk to you. I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, sliding down Stairway to Heaven, and my horn is missing!"
The Lord tells Gabriel, "Do you need me to send St. Peter to help you with them? How many are there?"
"Lord have mercy! They play their accordions and dance all night! Crawfish shells and beer cans are all over the streets of gold and they're making sausage, boudin, and cracklins! And I know you're not going to believe this, but they've eaten almost every animal up here!"
God asks Gabriel again if he needs St. Peter or some of the other arch angels to come help him, but Gabe isn't finished with his litany of complaints...
"Some folks are walking around with one wing missing. There's barbecue sauce all over their robes and some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying they won't wear it because it doesn't have an LSU or New Orleans Saints logo on it, Lord. Have you ever heard of such?"
The Lord says, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the devil and see how he's dealing with his Cajuns."
The devil answers the phone, huffing and puffing like he's out of breath. "Hello? Dang it, hold on!" He returns to the phone in a few minutes and says, "Hello God, what can I do for you?"
"Tell me what kind of problems you're having with the Cajuns you have down there."
God hears shouting, and some words he can't understand, then the devil says, "Wait a minute..." and puts the Lord on hold.
After five minutes satan returns to the phone, and says, "Okay, I'm back. What's the question?"
"What kind of problems are you having with the Cajuns down there?"
"Man, I don't believe this...hold on, God..." This time the devil is gone for 15 minutes before he comes back to the phone. "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coon asses are making me crazy; especially the two called Boudreaux and Thibodaux! They have put out the fire, and are holding a benefit jambalaya dinner to install air conditioning down here!"
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Awww, so sad Boudreaux and Thibodaux didn't make it to heaven. *wink*
No fear for dem two, Jessica. I'm sure dey got kicked up after a while of bedeviling the pointy tailed one. :D
Boo and Thib might just get perpetual life if they're not invited into either place.
Sounds like a lot of people that we know. Jambalaya as a fundraiser. Nothing beats it. Especially with a good pot of white beans and cold salad. Lots of liquids too.
Works for us.
Oren
Yep, headed for Purgatory at best, Michelle. :)
Hey Oren. Yeah, jambalaya, when made the right way, is hard to beat! (Another use of the ol' dutch oven.)
Didn't see that one coming. Funny, as in Hee, hee.
How hilarious!! Perfect! Thanks for giving me a good laugh before I head over to the swamp.:)
Thanks for the laugh on a rainy Sunday afternoon!
Globs of giggles! Where do you get these stories from? You need to put them in a collection and publish them!
Elizabeth, glad ya got a few Sunday snickers.
Hope you're having great weather like us today just an hour down the road. :)
AMoS - Yay!
Donna - Boo & Thib are famous here. I find accounts of their escapades all over the place, and friends send them along often. 'Course, it's easy to change "regular" jokes to fit dem crazy Cajuns too. *wink*
Hey, I bet Satan sends them two to heaven, just to get rid of'em. :)
Ha, gotta love them cajans!
Karen, I bet dat was da plan all along! :D
Sure do, Dorraine!
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