B.) "What about one of them 'Dykeson' vacuum cleaners with them roller balls? I think they're silver colored."
C.) "Wow...ya wanna new bass boat? I saw a fine sparkly silver one at Bass Pro."
D.) "How's about a new mixer?"
I would certainly appreciate your ideas on an appropriate gift for the mother of King Rufus' 17-, 18- and 19-year-olds...not to mention the twenty-five years of wedded bliss. And most assuredly he will appreciate your help so that he will not be banished to his new abode in the backyard.