Boudreaux, Thibodaux & T-Joe

Boudreaux and his good friend T-Joe are walking through dem woods one day when Boo jerks T-Joe's arm back and says, "Ooooweee, T, look at dat big hole in da groun you almost fell in, yeah!"

T-Joe says, "Mais oui, mon ami! Dat's some big hole. How deep you tink dat hole is?"

The two friends decide to throw a rock in the hole and see how long it takes to hit bottom. They wait and wait, but don't hear it hit, so dey find anudder bigger rock and chunk it in. Like da smaller rock, dey don't hear it hit neither.

Looking around for sumptin bigger, T-Joe spies a railroad tie under a tree. He picks it up and trows it into dat hole. While dey're waitin' for dat tie to hit da bottom of da hole, a little billy goat comes runnin' fast fast from behind da same tree and jumps down in dat deep hole.

In just a little bit, Boudreaux' best friend Thibodaux comes walking out of the woods. "Hey, Thib, what in da world you doin' out here in da middle of da woods?"

"Aw, Boo, mais, I'm way out here lookin' for my little billy goat!"

Boudreaux says, "You just not gonna believe dis, Thib. A little billy goat just ran out from behind dat tree and jumped straight down in dat big hole dere!"

"Well, dat can't be my billy goat, Boo, 'cause mine was tied to a railroad tie back behind dat tree. Dass some good luck, huh?"