Saturday, May 9, 2009

Again, You Might Be a Redneck



Yes folks, no matter your geographic location, you might just be a redneck if you've done or thought about doing any of the following...or even if you think it's a good idea and wish you'd come up with it first! [Thanks for forwarding, Marion.]

Behold.....Redneck Supremacy......

I. Ingenious Inventions (You Made Whut?):

A. "TP Hanger Thingy"















B. Rearview Defroster















...and while we're talking 'bout cars...


II. Vehicular Conversions (Pimp My Ride):


A. Compact Camper












B. Who Needs a Bike Trailer?













C. Sidecar Anyone?













III. X-treme Sports (Future Olympic Events?):

A. Cooler Racing












B. Discus Throwing













C. Ice Fishing












IV. Social Gatherings (What Not to Wear):

A. Ya-ya Wedding











And finally...

V. Yard Decor (Purty Adornments):

A. Couch Swing











B. Santa-sicles














27 comments:

Anita said...

That's too funny! I think the tp hanger isn't one bad idea...the couch thing looks fun...and Santa...well that's just genius!!

Rebecca Nazar said...

Love the last two.

Anonymous said...

Now we're talking. Please no more family pictures. Hope graduation went well.
See ya soon,
Oren

Anonymous said...

Oh, by the way. The part of the seat with the hole flies better.
Oren

Lori said...

The couch swing is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

What a way to start the day. Thanks for the laughs. I love the cooler racing and that Santa doing his business off the edge of the roof.

kimmi said...

Santa! Hahaha, too funny! The couch isn't such a bad idea ... LOl!

Wendy Paine Miller said...

All I can say is, "Wow!"

Like the mermaid ya-ya. :D

~ Wendy

Debbie said...

Oh mercy. I think I have seen each and every one of these around here.
Still not sure what is funny about that yaya wedding one:)

Angie Ledbetter said...

Anita & Becca , yup, ya might be a..... :)

I screamed, "Halleluia!" when diploma was in hand, Oren. (Can I come to y'all next family reunion?)

LOL, Oren. Wonder how you know that about the potty seat vs. lid?!

Lori, looks comfy, hunh?

You're welcome, JyLnC. I might try a similar Christmas decoration atop the big screen TV this year. *grin*

Kimmi, glad you've embraced your inner redneck. (How'd the book signing go last night?)

Me too, Wendy!

Hey, Debbie, I wonder how it'd look in a large cherry red size?

Linda Hoye said...

What a great way to start the day...laughing! Thanks Angie!

Angie Ledbetter said...

You're welcome, Linda. Hope your weekend is great!

Michelle H. said...

Oh, they did not do that with Santa!

And I DO wish I came up with the couch swing first, although it could use a garbage bag canopy using clothesline so the cuchions don't get too wet.

Karen said...

I could go for the couch swing.........

Regina said...

I LOVE the sofa swing!
That's inventive- I will give it that!
These were too funny, Angie!
:D

Michelle D. Argyle said...

Um. Wow.

Unknown said...

I CANNOT stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Cooler racing and throwing? I guess we northeasterners simply don't know how to have a good time. (Art galleries? Hiking? Broadway shows? WTF?)

Angie Ledbetter said...

Michelle, that's right, let that inner redneck out! LOL...but I do like your swing canopy idea.

"Just a Swangin'", Karen. Remember that old C&W song by John Anderson?

Red Bird, glad you got a little tweetily tweet from the post. :)

LG, yeah......

I expect you to start on your holiday decoration schematics now, KLo! *snicker*

Schube - the "discus" is a potty lid! LOL If you should ever come on down here, we shall educate and enrich your sorely-lacking social life! And if you get tired of that, we'll show ya around the awesome galaries, symphony, museums, 5-star dining, etc. We've got gorgeous hiking (including water falls and streams) in the Tunica Hills an hour away too. Love our metropolis!

M. Bail said...

Well, if the behavior in these pix is the watermark for judgement, I can safely say I am NOT a redneck. Whew.

Penny said...

HAHAHA!!! Thank you for sharing! That is hilarious!

Sandra Leigh said...

I did not know that I was a redneck, but golly, I like that sofa swing. If it didn't rain so much here, I'd put one up. Picture it - lying on a cushy sofa, reading a good book, swinging in the breeze. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

And the camper conversion - I just saw one of those the other day. The odd thing was that whoever did the conversion hadn't bothered to remove the muffler, etc., from underneath.

Travis Erwin said...

Least they are creative.

Chris Rodell said...

Love it! These are great.

Happy Mother's Day!

Chris R.

Midlife Roadtripper said...

I think that's my brother out there ice fishing!

Most funny. Enjoyed it.

Dorothy said...

Oh, my goodness....couldn't stop laughing. The toilet paper thingy is the best!

Even though I married a Yankee and moved on, I'm still a southern girl at heart. Love redneck jokes.

Char said...

Tooo Funny! Thing of the shock that Santa could get from that! And that sofa swing, it sure looks comfie. Great pics.

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