Welcome to the shady world of politically incorrect humor, my bloggerish friends, where we giggle and laugh away from the disapproving world. Today's offering runs the gamut from the ridiculous to the sublime. Thanks to email friends who supply me with a continuing stream of fodder to share with you. I hope you enjoy, and don't forget to vote for the one that tickles your funny bone the most.
But before we get into the grins, let me share a great article in the Chicago Tribune I just read by friend Amy Sue Nathan. If you need lessons on the fine art of re-gifting, she nails down the rules nicely. Good stuff here, y'all!
1. Please check all homework:
("Mom works at the hardware store selling shovels.")
...I'd like to have a Word with you about a few things...
2. Expired:
3. Cheers:
4. Invisi-Girl:
5. I taut I could fwy:
6. Really?
7. OSHA?
NOTES FROM ONE CRAZY LIFE OF JUGGLING WHACKADOO FAMILY STUFF WHILE WRITING, EDITING, CRAFTING, WRITING POETRY, DABBLING IN ART, AND REVISING. OH, AND PUBLISHING ROSE & THORN JOURNAL. FOOLISHNESS AND MAYHEM IS SURE TO ENSUE. WE'LL SHARE SOME LAUGHS AND FOOD FOR THOUGHT, THEN DISH UP SOMETHING YUMMY FROM THE KITCHEN. LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULLER! GUMBO WRITER (ANGIE LEDBETTER)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
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15 comments:
I guess the eye protection is in case the thong blows all the way into the next frame. I vote for the kiddo is the cape.
Oren
LOL, Oren!!
Okay that last one just broke me up!
and so does Oren's comment!
Made me laugh too, Katty Boop! I could actually picture it popping the welder in his paper-covered eye. :)
Industrial strength thong makes me think I need an industrial strength air sickness bag.
I decided to focus on the cute rather than the groan worthy choices. And some of them are really groan worthy.
I loved "Cheers" #3 and "I taut I could fwy" #5.
Hilarious.
Haha! Funny! I must say, the girl with the beer must have really been downing a few too many for her to accidently smack his glass that hard.
That first one killed me!
I think some people do need to lighten up on the political correctness issue. Being one of the few males in an office filled with a bunch of dirty minded older women, I've been the brunt of a lot of jokes and pranks. I think they sometimes bet each other who can make me blush the most.
I watched "Blazing Saddles" with a friend recently, and we talked about how a movie like that could never be made today. That's kind of sad.
these were great! thanks for the laugh.
I can only give you a small cyber-bag, Colby, so hope it helps: [__] :)
JyLnC, glad to give you a few end-o-the-week smiles.
Thanks, Travis.
Yeah, Michelle, or vice versa. LOL
Eric, bet you wouldn't trade that job for anything! :) Surrounded by old crazy cougar ladies. LOL. I couldn't agree more with the PC issue or the dirth of great funny movies.
You're welcome, friend Jill. (Love that photo!)
OMG. That thong.
Ew.
Even if i THOUGHT about wearing a damn thong, I would SO not do it- not after THAT thong debacle.
Wendy, don't you wonder what she was thinking?
Me neither, Vodka. *shudder*
The thong is bad enough, but the whole outfit screams bad taste...talk about an A1 candidate for "What Not to Wear."
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