Christmas Quiz & Contest!

FIRST ANNUAL
GUMBO WRITER'S
CHRISTMAS QUIZ!
(c) 2008 Angie Ledbetter


Are you an Ebenezer or a Pere Noel? You'll need pen and paper and about 5 minutes to find out by answering the True or False questions below -- without the use of a search engine. And remember, Santa's watching, so be honest:

1. I know the meaning of the two names listed above.
2. Even when I'm in a hurry, I'd rather write out "Christmas" than "Xmas" where needed.
3. I attend or host at least one holiday gathering every year.
4. I've done at least two of the following: worn a Christmasy costume (as an adult), gone caroling, made homemade goodies to share, visited the ill or lonely, decorated the house even though I didn't feel like it, drank eggnog, played Secret Santa at work, laughed at my own holiday kitchen disaster, gone to midnight Mass or service on Christmas Eve, attended or rode a float in a holiday parade.
5. It doesn't make me feel weird to say Merry Christmas as opposed to Happy Holidays.
6. I have at least a handful of ornaments that are over 20 years old.
7. There are certain Christmas books or movies I must read/watch during every Christmas holiday.
8. In It's a Wonderful Life, I know George's guardian angel's name. I also know when an angel gets its wings.
9. My Christmas tree is never re-boxed or out on the curb till after the New Year.
10. Besides Rudolph, I can name at least four of Santa's reindeer.

Now, boys and girls, wasn't that fun? Give yourself 5 points for every True you wrote, and 0 for the Falses. Add up your total. How'd ya do? (Scroll down to find out, then report your scores in a comment if you dare!)

0-10: Take a very long nap until the new year, Scrooge!



15-25: You're out of step with the season, but at least you're trying. Give yourself a shot of Christmas Spirit!


30-40: You're on Santa's "nice, not naughty" list, so be sure to hang a big stocking this year!





45-50: You're def one of Santa's best elves and of good Christmas cheer. Thank you for spreading the love!

Now...the Christmas Contest!...

[No purchase necessary to enter. LOL] Send me a link, jpeg or somehow otherwise transmit to me a photo of your 2008 Christmas tree by no later than midnight on December 10. I'll collect them, keep 'em safe and unveil them in a post so everyone can vote on the one they like most. And because I love my new bloggerish friends so much, I'll send the winner a cool, awesome, fantastic ornament I promise you won't have another one like. Got your tree up already? {I know Colby and Terri do...I've seen the pictures!} Get that camera out and start clickin'.





To all you Bahumbugs and Happy Elves, have a great week!

Politically Incorrect Kartoons (PIK)

Yup, it's that time again -- PIK day. Take a gander and vote on your favorite:

1.) Oops!:

2.) Holiday Madness:

3.) Bad, Maxine, Bad!:

4.) The Weaker Sex:

5.) Slightly Used:

Spotlight On...Let's Get Crazy!

*Note to readers. In the above notice, "were" should be "we're," but I'm powerless to edit it since I borrowed it from the Internet as is.* :)

Okay, I've confessed my love of wacky costumes, and you can plainly tell I have an abiding love of the slightly-off-kilter if you've read some of my Ledbetter Lunacy episodes or Politically Incorrect Kartoons...so it shouldn't surprise you one bit that I really like doing crazy things when the opportunity presents itself.

In case you ever get a similar itch that needs scratchin', here are a few ideas:

On your lunch break, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on (the bigger, the better) and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

At work, if possible, or when shopping at a large store, have yourself paged over the intercom or P.A. system.

Every time someone asks you to do something, say, "One, two, buckle my shoe," or "Will that be dine in or carry out?"

Put Decaf in the coffee maker for a couple of weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine withdrawal and headaches, switch over to Espresso.

I'd love to hear some of your sanity saver tips!

Ledbetter Lunacy - Part IV

Yes, dear Blogosphere buddies,

it's Friday, and therefore it is

time for your end-o-the-week

installment of fantabulous,

freakish fun!

~~shrill flute music & cymbals crashing~~

LEDBETTER LUNACY!

Castle Wench at high school football game in Wolfie rig --->

The Floor is Open...Let's Talk Turkey!

Happy Thanksgiving, my wonderful bloggy buds! Hope your day is going exactly like you planned and hoped for.

I'm off helping volunteers prepare Meals on Wheels (giving regular workers a much-deserved break), then on to my parents' for the traditional gathering, where I'll snag the gobbler carcass for a slammin' gumbo, if I'm lucky and fast enough. What's the highlight of your day?

A friend sent me this little story (supposedly true) via email, so I just had to share the wealth since it fits the Turkey Day theme so well. Enjoy!

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, Mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, Mom exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant Bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................she's blonde!

Wednesday Writings - An Exercise

Now that the photo caption contest is closed, I can announce the winners. Barbara and Terri were only one measly vote apart, so I declare them co-winners! *Please send me your addresses so I can get your prizes in the mail.* And Congratulations!

I thought it'd be fun today to try a short writing exercise, something we once did a lot of in my writing group. There are only two "rules": 1.) you can't cop out or give some lame excuse for not participating. Yeah, yeah, my laundry's stacked up to the ceiling too, and I've got Thanksgiving cooking and stuff to do. But we can all take five minutes to slow down and play. 2.) You can't self-edit or listen to that slimy little gargoyle of an editor residing next to your brain's right hemisphere while you are writing!

You may just be surprised at the writing fodder you come away with and/or the cool nuggets you'll get for some future project. And best of all, it's free! Don't be shy -- after you're done and have a chance to clean up your work, post your results in a comment so we can all share in the fun.

Pick at least three words from the list below and start writing. It's perfectly fine to use a different form of the word. If you haven't done so in a long time, try longhand. And if the spirit leads, keep writing after the five minutes are up. ANY kind of writing is fine: poetic, prose, articles, rambling, a letter, whatever.

Ready? Set? Go!

blue postcard pelican longing

rain calendar campus lips aspirin

coffee cup tulip rust slipper surgery

moron cap envious symphony candy

Instant Death by Chocolate Recipe

*Warning, warning, Will Robinson! If you're a chocoholic, you may not want to continue reading!*


Instant Death by Chocolate
(aka Death by Mugging)

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in milk and oil, and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed. Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. Eat! (This can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night! {Thanks to my step-daughter for passing this deadly dessert recipe on to me!}

Monday Fluff

I love trivia of all sorts. I enjoy it so much, in fact, that it sometimes crowds out the more important data I really need to access...say, like my kids' names, long ago conversations and how much money is in my banking account (or not).

Since it's Monday, the day reserved for talking about whatever, I'm gonna share some trivia and fluff with you. So, go grab your favorite beverage and enjoy browsing.

First, this is a super quick personality test I had fun with. You will be shown some designs/graphics, and you pick your favorite. I didn't believe it, but played along anyway, and the "type" my choice revealed was pretty durn interesting.

Now, for the trivia, which BTW, has its own cool origination: The derivation of the word trivia comes from the Latin for "crossroads": "tri-" + "via", which means three streets. This is because in ancient times, at an intersection of three streeets in Rome (or some other Italian place), they would have a type of kiosk where ancillary information was listed. You might be interested in it, you might not, hence they were bits of "trivia." ~~

• The word stewardesses is the longest that can be typed with your left hand only.
• All continents end with the same letter they begin with.
• Most lipstick contains fish scales, and mascara bat guano.
• Chewing gum while cutting onions will keep you from crying.
• Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
• Pinocchio is Italian for pine head.
• The first twosome ever to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

If you're avoiding going to work or doing the laundry, here's one more interesting factoid for ya:

• I caught a snippet of the Paul Harvey ("The Rest of the Story") radio program yesterday in which he reported that the latest medical studies show people who attend religious services have a 20% lower mortality rate.

Blogland buddies, today's the last day to vote on the monkey photo [scroll down just a bit to see that precious critter] caption winner, so take a sec and cast your ballot in the poll conveniently located in the upper right hand corner. Here are the contenders:

Terri - "Not the hairbrush again!!"
Melissa - "My gas bill is HOW much?"
Barbara - "What? A root canal?!?!?"

Have a great week, and see ya tomorrow!

PS to writing friends on a non-trivial subject-- there's an AWESOME post at our Year of Gratitude (YOG) blog today from author Danielle Younge-Ullman ! (Her debut novel, Falling Under, is newly released, published by Plume/Penguin. (Read a review of Falling Under at Roses & Thorns.)

Turkey Flavored Politically Incorrect Kartoons

Yep, go ahead and shake your head at naughty Gumbo Writer. I just can.not help loving the slightly offensive in humor. In particular, I think sassy cartoons around the holidays make a nice side dish to the super sweet and savory other kind of graphics and homespun lovelies...kinda like a delicious slice of real key lime pie a few hours after a humongous holiday feast. Know what I mean?

So, for your Thanksgiving preparation pleasure, here are a few Turkey Day treats for ya [and please do feel free to vote for your fav and/or post a link to your own wicked or weird funny bone tickler]:

1. Maxine Gets Smart:

2. Thanksgiving "Pome":

May your stuffing be tasty

May your turkey plump,

May your potatoes and gravy

Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious

And your pies take the prize,

And may your big dinner

Stay off of your thighs!

3. Bad Bad Gobblers:

4. Thanksgiving in Oz:

5. Here, Turkey, Turkey, Turkey:

Many thanks to the friends who shared these yummy Politically Incorrect goodies with me by email!

Spotlight On...Monkey Photo Contest Picks

The contest on Thursday was fun, and I enjoyed all the comments/entries. It was really hard to narrow the choices down to just three, but alas, it had to be done. [BTW, a very odd thing happened on the Gumbo Writer's blog "create post" page -- the little icon that lets you switch font colors has disappeared! How strange is that? So if this post does not appear in the normal dark black I am so fond of, please know it's because I had no other choice when I was putting together this post last night. Hey, I wonder if the monkey ate it? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...it just popped back up there, so now I can write in black! Computers and technical stuff can be so maddening!]

Anyhoo, here's the picture for which all you witty and talented people made captions:

Isn't he/she adorable? I can't figure out if it's the humanoid facial expression or the clothes that makes me want to bring this little baby home and make it part of my family! But I digress...again.

The top contenders for the top secret double naught fantabulous prize to be snail mailed are:

1. Terri - "Not the hairbrush again!!"


2. Melissa - "My gas bill is HOW much?"


3. Barbara - "What? A root canal?!?!?"

My caption thought was, "WHUT? Blogger's gonna be down for maintenance for HOW long???!"

Please take a sec to fill out the poll. And remember, only one vote per customer. :) Good luck, contestants!

Tagged Again!

For those who were expecting another episode of LEDBETTER LUNACY today, sorry 'bout dat. Due to unforeseen circumstances (chores, errands, others who had doctor appointments and such, and a general lack of time), the artiste was unable to extract the vision in her head and transfer it to paper.

Instead, blog-o-buds, I'll participate in the meme I was tagged for so I can get that out of the way. Ami is the culprit (umm, I mean, friend) who selected me as on of her pals to play along. Visit her site to see her answers and say hey!

Five Things I Was Doing 5 Years Ago:

• Being the busy mom of 14, 13, and 11-year olds
• Had just begun being the aide for a wonderful special ed elementary class I'd teach for the following 3 years
• Freelance writing/editing
• Enjoying being the co-author of an inspirational book, doing interviews, radio shows, a few TV spots, book signings, etc.
• Facilitating two live writing groups

Five Things on My To Do List:

• Get blog posts ready for Year of Gratitude (YOG Blog), The Rose & Thorn Literary e-zine's blog and Gumbo Writer
• Continue agent research
• Edit a humor short story and send it to target market
• Grocery shop
• Go watch youngest son bowl

Five Things I Like to Snack on:

• Coffee?
• Nuts (especially sunflower seeds)
• Cereal
• Humus and crackers
• Apples with peanut butter

Five Things I Would Do If I was a Millionaire:

• Open banking accounts or trust funds for my kids
• Help fix up the elementary where I taught and my sons' high school down the street from there
• Donate to the Men's Shelter where I volunteer
• Give lots away anonymously (especially to a few friends!)
• Buy a cherry 66 Mustang

Five Places I Have Lived:

• Have never lived outside Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Five Jobs I Have Had:

• Private investigator
• Caterer/cook (own company and worked for another)
• Small Biz Owner (residential & commercial cleaning)
• Freelance
• Special Education teacher

Five People I Am Tagging:

• None! But feel free to play along if ya wanna and take the meme rules to your blog for a post!

TGIF to you all. May your day be as special as you are! Huggage!

The Floor is Open...for a Contest!

The rules are simple. Look at the photo below. Stare at it if you must. Whatever you have to do to get in the prize zone, do it. After you've gone cross-eyed or come up with a brilliant idea, submit it in a comment. You can either write a caption or the opening line of a story. If the creative juices are really flowing, feel free to submit a short poem of no more than 10 lines.

The top 3 entries, judged by moi, will be entered in a poll beginning Saturday, and running for a few days to give everyone a chance to vote.

The winner will receive via the US Postal Services, a prize of my choosing and of indeterminable value, probably not wrapped in the above manner. Doesn't that sound fun? No? Do it anyway. Your creative nature is screaming to get out!

Okay, here's the contest photo:

[I can already hear it "speaking" to you...so go ahead, post your thoughts!]